Anette Funicello
| Anette Funicello was a mind controlled sex slave/model/actress, used in the media industry and Hollywood film industry to play the role of the child Harpo in the Aeon of Horus. She was one of the first Mouseketeers of Disney's Mickey Mouse Club (programmed in MK Ultra). She went to University High School (like Marilyn Monroe) and Hollywood Professional School. |  |
She performed Pyotr Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake at age 12.
She was used as bikini model in the surf movies of Samuel Z. Arkoff (surfing is a metaphor for sex magic).
She was a close friend of Shelley Fabares (married to manager Lou Adler).
She was abused by Paul Anka of ABC Records, who wrote the song Puppy Love for her (cover version by Donny Osmond).
Eva LaRue played Funicello in tv movie A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes.
She was used in a Pepsi commercial with Ruth Westheimer.
born 10/22/1942.
died 4/8/2013, in Bakersfield California.
Filmography
1955 Mickey
Mouse Club (ABC)
1957 Zorro (ABC) Guy Williams Cesar Romero.
1958 Walt Disney Presents Annette Sylvia Field (Dennis the Menace) Mary Wickes (Mercury Theatre of Orson Welles) Richard Deacon (Dick Van Dycke Show, Benny Hill Program) Tim Considine Shelley Fabares
1959 The Shaggy Dog as Allison D'Allessio (Alice) Tim Considine (married
to Charlotte Stewart of Little House on the Prairie) Tommy Kirk Tim
Considine
1961 Babes in Toyland Ed Wynn (Alice
In Wonderland) Ray Bolger (Wizard
of Oz) Tommy Sands (married Nancy Sinatra) Jeannie Russell
Ann Jillian (later used in NBC sitcom Ann
Jillian and USO shows of Bob Hope)
directed by Jack Donahue
1962 The Horsemasters Donald
Pleasence (also movie with Sharon
Tate)
1963 Beach Party Frankie Avalon (Avalon= island of
Merlin legends) Dorothy Malone Robert Cummings (Science of Mind cult,
Dial M for Murder) Dick Dale William Asher (friend of Frank
Sinatra, CBS show I Love Lucy) American
International Pictures (Samuel Z
Arkoff)
1964 The Misadventures of Merlin Jones (Merlin=Marilyn)
about hypnosis and mind control Tommy Kirk
Leon Ames (Meet Me in St Louis with Judy
Garland) music by the Sherman brothers (Beverly
Hills High School) Disney
1964 Muscle Beach Party Dee Dee Luciana Paluzzi (James
Bond film Thunderball, married to vice-president of MCA) John
Ashley (The A-Team)
1964 Bikini Beach (33 symbolism) Elizabeth Montgomery Donna Loren
(worked with Bob Hope) American
International Pictures (Samuel Z
Arkoff)
1964 Pajama Party (pink flamingo pose) Tommy Kirk (HPS,
Pasadena Playhouse) Dorothy
Lamour (movies with Bob Hope) Buster
Keaton
1964 The Greatest Show On Earth Jack Palance
1965 Beach Blanket Bingo Dee Dee
1965 The Monkey's Uncle Frank Faylen (Billy Wilder's
Lost Weekend, filmed at Bellevue)
Carl, Dennis and Bryan Wilson of Laurel
Canyon act The Beach Boys
1965 Ski Party Robert Q Lewis (Zeta
Beta Tau) Frankie Avalon Yvonne Craig (Batgirl)
James Brown and the Famous Flames AIP
1965 How to Stuff a Wild Bikini Mickey
Rooney (son also member of MMC)
Frankie Avalon Buster Keaton clay animation by
Art Clokey (creator of Gumby character)
1965 Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (robot programming, James
Bond parody) Vincent Price clay animation by Art Clokey
1966 Fireball 500 (checkers pattern) Jane Harris Fabian Samuel
Arkoff
1967 Thunder Alley Fabian Samuel
Arkoff
1968 Head as Minnie (Mickey Mouse programming) with The
Monkees (Laurel Canyon) Frank
Zappa Dennis Hopper Jack
Nicholson Terri Gar (Close Encounters of Third Kind) Victor
Mature Sonny Liston Bob Rafelson (jewish, Easy Rider) Columbia
Pictures
1978 Fantasy Island (ABC)
1982 Love Boat (ABC)
1985 Lots of Luck Lonnie Burr (Mickey
Mouse Club) Mia Dillon (wife of Keir
Dullea) Polly Holliday.
1985 Growing Pains (ABC)
1987 Back to the Beach Zappa's friend Pee Wee Herman (Church of the
Subgenius)
1988 Pee Wee's Christmas Special Grace Jones Zsa
Zsa Gabor Cher Magic Johnson Whoopi
Goldberg Oprah Winfrey
1989 Troop Beverly Hills Shelley Long (Diane in
Cheers) Craig T Nelson Tori Spelling (Beverly
Hills High School) Cheech Marin (Lou
Adler as manager) Pia Zadora (incest movie Butterfly)
1991 Full House Bob Saget Olsen twins